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The history of Scared Scriptless Improv

Making milk come out your nose since 2000!
Scared Scriptless Improv is Alaska's premier comedy improv troupe and has performed all over Alaska since 2000. We perform the second Saturday of every month at Snow Goose.  We offer improv workshops the third Thursday of every month and are available for private bookings and corporate training... But we WILL NOT take our clothes off (unless the price is right).

Call the Scared Scriptless Improv Hotline at 907-310-1973 for more information or to book us for your gig! Call today operators are standing by, supplies are limited.

 

Current Performers

 

Christina Ashby: If it can be done in the theater... Christina's done it! As Scared Scriptless' Tech Intern she is responsible for everything cool that happens. She's also our scapegoat when things go horribly wrong.

Justin Birchell is a person whose name is not spelled Burchell or Birchill, and also is not pronounced bur-CHELLE. GOT THAT!!? Justin was the original inspiration for the character of The Phantom of the Opera and also the character of Scooby-Doo. When Justin is not busy being a busboy (aka cleaning up after you people), he can be heard singing in the shower or occasionally sobbing in the bath.

Rich Capitan Rich came to Alaska from Michigan to harass the wildlife. Prone to making penguins puke, he is also cephalopod curious. His hobbies include all things Sasquatch, Hobbits and beer – but please, just don’t ask him about the theme to the TV show, The Incredible Hulk.

Ryan Horn recently underwent a "personalibotomy". A painful process of removing your personality (more commonly known as joining the military). Ryan has joined the troupe and performs improv in a never ending quest to rediscover his lost identity. He has successfully found many "other personalities" however, sadly he has yet to find his own.
Mallory Johnson: was introduced to improvisational comedy in 2004, when she joined the troupe Nuthouse at Washington State University. There, she earned a degree in Speech and Hearing Sciences with a useless minor in Theatre. When she graduated she felt compelled to travel north to spread the good improv word. When she's not doing-moderately-well and taking names on stage, Mallory enjoys watching pirated HBO and Showtime programming while crocheting.
Jason Martin: Jason was told he had to write his own bio. He warned he wasn't a good writerer, or spellerer but no one listened. Jason's a life long Alaskan who started improv'ing after audiences started laughing at him in scripted shows. And always, in the wrong places. Jason is also one of Scared Scriptless' founding members.
  Nicholas Schafer just recently left the witness relocation program and has gone through a name, face and sex change. "Nicole" lived on the East coast and was dating a mob boss when s/he decided she had had enough and relocated to Anchorage after spilling the beans on all the mob's activities.

Warren Weinstein Born and raised in Alaska, Warren has been involved with local theater since the early 90's and with Scared Scriptless for the last year. When not on stage he enjoys reading, playing softball, and working numerous jobs. This fall he plans on visiting a multitude of Improv groups in the states to steal their work and call it his own.

 

  Greg Wognild Currently a teacher, Greg teaches because he can't do anything else, including improvisation. New, to theater, drama, and being funny...Greg is learning from each Troupe member and taking in all they have to offer. His one true talent of using technology is hampered by his superpowers of causing electrical surges and power outages.
 

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