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Christina Ashby:
If it can be done in the theater... Christina's done it! As Scared
Scriptless' Tech Intern she is responsible for everything cool that happens.
She's also our scapegoat when things go horribly wrong. |
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Justin Birchell is a
person whose name is not spelled Burchell or Birchill, and also is not
pronounced bur-CHELLE. GOT THAT!!? Justin was the original
inspiration for the character of The Phantom of the Opera and also the
character of Scooby-Doo. When Justin is not busy being a busboy (aka
cleaning up after you people), he can be heard singing in the shower or
occasionally sobbing in the bath. |
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Rich
Capitan Rich came to Alaska from Michigan to harass the
wildlife. Prone to making penguins puke, he is also cephalopod curious.
His hobbies include all things Sasquatch, Hobbits and beer – but please,
just don’t ask him about the theme to the TV show, The Incredible Hulk. |
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Ryan Horn recently underwent a "personalibotomy".
A painful process of removing your personality (more commonly known as
joining the military). Ryan has joined the troupe and performs improv in
a never ending quest to rediscover his lost identity. He has
successfully found many "other personalities" however, sadly he has yet
to find his own. |
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Mallory Johnson:
was introduced to improvisational comedy in 2004, when she joined the
troupe Nuthouse at Washington State University. There, she earned a
degree in Speech and Hearing Sciences with a useless minor in Theatre.
When she graduated she felt compelled to travel north to spread the good
improv word. When she's not doing-moderately-well and taking names on
stage, Mallory enjoys watching pirated HBO and
Showtime programming while crocheting. |
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Jason Martin: Jason
was told he had to write his own bio. He warned he wasn't a good writerer,
or spellerer but no one listened. Jason's a life long Alaskan who started
improv'ing after audiences started laughing at him in scripted shows. And
always, in the wrong places. Jason is also one of Scared Scriptless'
founding members. |
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Nicholas Schafer
just recently left the witness relocation program and has gone through a
name, face and sex change. "Nicole" lived on the East coast and was
dating a mob boss when s/he decided she had had enough and relocated to
Anchorage after spilling the beans on all the mob's activities. |
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Warren Weinstein Born and raised
in Alaska, Warren has been involved with local theater since the early
90's and with Scared Scriptless for the last year. When not on stage he
enjoys reading, playing softball, and working numerous jobs. This fall
he plans on visiting a multitude of Improv groups in the states to steal
their work and call it his own. |
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Greg Wognild Currently a teacher,
Greg teaches because he can't do anything else, including improvisation.
New, to theater, drama, and being funny...Greg is learning from each
Troupe member and taking in all they have to offer. His one true talent
of using technology is hampered by his superpowers of causing electrical
surges and power outages. |
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Scared Scriptless Alumni |
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